Every summer, door to door sales people hit the pavement. They park right in front of the “No solicitors” signs, get out their backpack on wheels and start at “House A.” Knock after knock, ring after ring, they offer you the best knives, fruits or in some bizarre cases, wholesale meats. For those that turn the lights off and duck under the kitchen table to avoid these pestering salespeople, take a breather and get a laugh out of this post. Here are some of the weirdest door to door sales we heard–collected from our very own friends and fellow moms!